What a clever marketing tool……………and it’s so funny that you just have to read it to the end.

Have sent it to all my Client’s……..saves me masses of time with them!!!!!

What about: “Are you men enough to reject my acception?!”

The link didn’t work for me either - What the…?

I want one that says “We ALL come from disfunctional families - get over it!”

Sign me up for one o’ them Rejection Consultant positions, ’cause I figure I’m so pathetic, (or is it just that I am so immersed in rejection?) that even at massiverejection.com my purchasing attempts are rejected!

Where else can one get such high-level rejection cred!? (street slang for ‘credibility’) It must be equivalent to a PhD in Rejection!

Man, being rejected at masiverejection is a such a rush, I gotta be careful about those warm fuzzy feelings it gives me… tap… tap… tap… I don’t want to get too used to warm fuzzies. The danger is that they could be the thin edge of the wedge that could lead me to being unable to accept rejection - or reject acceptance…?? tap… tap… tap…

But then again… is it better to accept rejection or reject acceptance? And what exactly is the difference? tap… tap… tap…

But then I could just reject rejection, but … wait a minute… isn’t rejecting rejection actually just another way of indulging in acceptance?

Aaaarrrrgggghhh! I’m confused (cue Steve’s voice in my head “Good on ya mate!”)

To reject or not reject… that is the question: —
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of confused irrelevance,
Or to take arms against a voice in my head,
And by opposing end it? - To snooze, to sleep, -

To sleep, perchance to dream: — ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of acceptance what dreams may come,
When we have shrugged off this massive rejection,

Must give us pause: there’s the acceptance
That makes indifference of so sucky a life;

We who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of reject’d love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,

When they themselves might their opinions make
With a bare bottom? what else would these aussies bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary wife,

But that the dread of something clear, —
The undiscover’d country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, — puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know naught of?

Thus acceptance does make cowards of us all;
And thus the alien hue of clarity
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought;
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard, their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of victimhood.

If you guys reject my application for an RC position, you are fools and I reject everything you taught me and will no longer say nice things about you!

Are you men enough to accept my rejection?

I am writing to apply for the position of “Rejection Consultant” as advertised on your website www.massiverejection.com.

Even though I may not be worthy of this position, at least I believe I have the skills, abilities and attitude necessary to serve rejection unto others for the benefit of all and harm of none. Even though you may think I am confident in my abilities to serve, I actually bring over 30 years of self-rejection experience to this position making me the most ideal candidate for the job.

Why should you give me the job?

I don’t deserve wealth, so I don’t expect to be paid handsomely.
I don’t deserve a promotion so I will never hassle you about giving me one.
I have telephone counseling experience so working on Fautline™ will be a breeze.
I am goal orientated so rejecting 1000 people per week is child’s play.
I believe that rejection is a FUNdamental part of life; it’s more FUN than MENTAL. (Swami Beyondananda taught me that one).
I have been diagnosed with Oughtism so I think I can empathize with most people.

You need more convincing?

Even though I’ve never really had any potential, I think I’ve found my calling.
Even though I am a waste of space, I think I could really matter by doing this job.
Even though I will never really amount to anything, the amount of time I’ve spent rejecting myself must count for something.

As you can see, you have no reason not to hire me. So when do I start?

Your Sincerely

Angie Muccillo aka “The Rejection SPECIAList”

P.S. And to think I was once employed by local government to help people write impressive job applications!! No joke!!